Crowd: "We've found a witch! May be burn her?!?!?"
Knight: "You might not want to do that...setting witches on fire makes them invincible!"
Man in Crowd: "Invincible!?!? Nah....didn't you hear sir Knight? Valve released a patch on Steam today. That's no longer an issue."
Knight: "I see. But did they fix anything else? What about the stupid AI that fails to shoot Jockeys and Chargers while attempting to revive a fallen comrade? And the stupid glitch where the damn game wouldn't launch?"
Another Man in Crowd: "It got better."
Knight: "Oh good. Well then...lets burn the witch!"