Video | 4/6/2011 at 8:00 AM

Portal 2: Another Amazing Aperture Science Investment Opportunity

Cave Johnson is effing bringing it.  Recent promo videos for Portal 2 have consisted of awesome shorts focusing on Aperture Science's investment opportunities.  The latest video covers Aperture Science's Turrets. Mr. Johnson goes into great detail to explain just how a turret is loaded, and how they get the most bang out of each bullet.  If you haven't seen the videos on panels and robot trustworthiness, just click the preceding blue words and the magic internet tubes will take you to them.  Please, oh please, Mr. Cave Johnson, take my money.  Take all of it.  I don't need it anymore... hold on a second... For some reason I feel compelled to buy Farmer's Insurance.  Weird.

Portal 2 hits store shelves on April 19th.  It's available for the Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, and PC.  The game supports 2 player online or local co-op.