Look, I could try to write something clever here about Nintendo's new console. It'd have puns and all sorts of fun stuff, but let's be honest with each other - the Switch is out and, at least for the weekend, nothing else matters.
Much of the staff will be sequestering themselves away to play the new, now-revered Zelda title, so if you need us, check the cabins deep in the Montana wilderness. Those who aren't exploring Hyrule will be enjoying open-world titles of their own, as well as engaging in fun legal battles. Check it out!
Nick Puleo (@NickPuleo) - "Checking out some Ghost Recon Wildlands before release!"
Jason Love (@JLove55) - "Going to finally wrap up Phoenix Wright 5 and hunt some robot dinos in Horizon: Zero Dawn."
Mike Katsufrakis (@Pheriannath) - "Playing Zelda until my eyes bleed."
Marc Allie (@DjinniMan) - "I will be lamenting the fact that the line was too long at Best Buy for me to get a Switch, and hopelessly refreshing various online retailers way too often all weekend."
John Bardinelli (@itsamejohn) - "I'm on the Zelda boat and I'm not getting off until somebody makes me."
Locke Vincent (@LockeVincent) - "Apparently there is a new console out? I haven't pre-ordered but I'm a patient man and there is a ton of stuff to play. Going to enjoy some Ghost Recon with the crew as well as keep plugging away at Nioh."
Sam Tyler (@thereelsamtyler) - "We have non-gaming friends over this weekend, so I will try and convert them to the joy of joysticks. A game of You Don't Know jack always seems to work."
Tally Callahan - "The usual Overwatch and board games while I attempt to have a fairly mellow weekend before the craziness of PAX East next week."
Enoch Starnes (@enochstarnes) - "I'm jamming on the new Zelda as long as my pitiful, mortal husk will allow."
To Switch, or not to Switch? Let us know in the comments.