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Enter Our Duke Nukem 3D Caption Contest!

Marc "DjinniMan" Allie October 07th, 2008 at 11:02 PM

Duke Nukem 3D was the most downloaded XBLA game the week of its release, which is no surprise to us here at Co-Optimus.  It also managed to crack the top 10 games played over Xbox Live, which just goes to show you, you can't keep a good man, or a walking cliche, down.  The game features an 8 player co-op mode, which makes us very happy.  We're so happy, in fact, that we've decided to celebrate!

Co-Optimus has three codes to give away, which means three lucky winners get a free copy of Duke Nukem 3D.  To sweeten the deal, each of the three winners get to join Co-Optimus staff members for a Duke Nukem co-op session!  Can you imagine it?  8 Dukes running around, tipping strippers, spouting one liners... it's the stuff co-op dreams are made of!

So what do you have to do to enter the contest?  It's easy: see that screenshot above?  Come up with the coolest caption you can, and put it in a reply to this news post.  I tried to make it as easy as I could on you, with a huge gun, a sleazy girl, and a bar to use in your caption.  Just make sure you keep it more or less safe for work, and also for Japan (oops too late for that).

The deadline for entries is next Tuesday, October 14.  Then, our crack team of judges will consider each caption, and choose the top three.  Those three winners get a code for the game, and the chance to co-op with our staff at a later date.  So, who wants some free Duke Nukem?

 

 





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Reader Comments

Kielaran at 09:37 AM on 10.8.2008
Do we put our entry here, or somewhere else?

Edit:

Hey baby, have any bubblegum?
 
bapenguin at 09:40 AM on 10.8.2008
Put it here.
 
morose at 09:59 AM on 10.8.2008
"So big boy, is that a gun in your pocket or are you just hap-- SWEET JESUS IT'S A CHAIN GUN!"
 
crazypepe at 10:00 AM on 10.8.2008
Haha! Is that your caption bapenguin?

Here's mine "What if I promise to use the Delicate setting?"
 
Shazoo at 10:25 AM on 10.8.2008
You alien maggots are gonna pay for closing down the bar!
 
bapenguin at 10:36 AM on 10.8.2008


LOL. I can't stop laughing.
 
crazypepe at 10:38 AM on 10.8.2008
contest over.... bapenguin won
 
bapenguin at 11:13 AM on 10.8.2008
Lucky for you guys there are 3 winners.
 
crazypepe at 11:20 AM on 10.8.2008
Can we enter more than one caption?
 
bapenguin at 11:49 AM on 10.8.2008
Sure, why not. Just don't spam us with them a few hundred.
 
SPBTooL at 11:58 AM on 10.8.2008
President Clinton?! I know you're back there!
 
TheSilentDeath at 11:59 AM on 10.8.2008
"Hey baby, how bout you and me head back to my place? I swear there's no aliens between here and there."

Yea I got nothin.
 
noname at 12:02 PM on 10.8.2008
This gun is not the hammer.
 
crazypepe at 12:02 PM on 10.8.2008
Marco!
 
noname at 12:03 PM on 10.8.2008
Ooo look, Nascar's on.
 
biosc1 at 12:23 PM on 10.8.2008
"Geez baby, you look rough around the edges!"
 
Torg001 at 12:27 PM on 10.8.2008
Is this the NRA meeting?
 
Kelegacy at 12:32 PM on 10.8.2008
<ZZ Duke>

"I've got a big guuuh-uuuun/and I know how to use it..."
 
maverick106 at 12:37 PM on 10.8.2008
I'll have you and a martini. One shaken, one stirred.
 
MachEnergy at 12:41 PM on 10.8.2008
Evil's Wife: "OK honey, just put it down. I'm sure it is a total coincidence the bartender offered to make you a Penguin on ice."
 
PathMaster at 12:46 PM on 10.8.2008
"Can I get your digits?"

"Hey Babe, seen a rocket launcher around here?"

"Baby your so skinny, your 2D!"
 
DigitalFirefly at 12:49 PM on 10.8.2008
"Hey there hot stuff, come here often? Would you like to?"
 
ShinAkumA21 at 01:53 PM on 10.8.2008
"Ain't got time to play with myself....again"
 
Agrud_Navi at 01:58 PM on 10.8.2008
Hey baby, check out my big gun.
 
sublime90 at 02:04 PM on 10.8.2008
"Hey baby, do you have change for 25 cents?"
 
Wombat at 02:07 PM on 10.8.2008
Wanna see a teaser for Duke Nukem Forever... No... How about Duke Nukem Two Minutes?
 
fasterthantheworld at 02:14 PM on 10.8.2008
"Say hello to my little friend..

...the gun.

...not my penis."
 
K0LM at 02:23 PM on 10.8.2008
"The gun isn't the only thing with the three barrels."

"You ready to take my gas-powered ass hammer for a try?"

"Get me a drink please, It will take me a minute to load up the D batteries for your toy."
 
Torg001 at 02:35 PM on 10.8.2008
Everywhere I go, I see you looking at me.
 

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