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Enter Our Duke Nukem 3D Caption Contest!

Marc "DjinniMan" Allie October 07th, 2008 at 11:02 PM

Duke Nukem 3D was the most downloaded XBLA game the week of its release, which is no surprise to us here at Co-Optimus.  It also managed to crack the top 10 games played over Xbox Live, which just goes to show you, you can't keep a good man, or a walking cliche, down.  The game features an 8 player co-op mode, which makes us very happy.  We're so happy, in fact, that we've decided to celebrate!

Co-Optimus has three codes to give away, which means three lucky winners get a free copy of Duke Nukem 3D.  To sweeten the deal, each of the three winners get to join Co-Optimus staff members for a Duke Nukem co-op session!  Can you imagine it?  8 Dukes running around, tipping strippers, spouting one liners... it's the stuff co-op dreams are made of!

So what do you have to do to enter the contest?  It's easy: see that screenshot above?  Come up with the coolest caption you can, and put it in a reply to this news post.  I tried to make it as easy as I could on you, with a huge gun, a sleazy girl, and a bar to use in your caption.  Just make sure you keep it more or less safe for work, and also for Japan (oops too late for that).

The deadline for entries is next Tuesday, October 14.  Then, our crack team of judges will consider each caption, and choose the top three.  Those three winners get a code for the game, and the chance to co-op with our staff at a later date.  So, who wants some free Duke Nukem?

 

 





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Reader Comments

bone_matrix at 02:47 PM on 10.8.2008
"Listen baby, I know its smaller than you are used to, but trust me. It goes out with a bang!"
 
mkelehan at 02:59 PM on 10.8.2008
"This is my second favorite co-op activity."

"What's the first?"

"$20 and I'll show you."
 
Disgustipated at 03:00 PM on 10.8.2008
"With the patented three-barrel Duke Nukem Harmonica and blow-up Lara Croft doll, you'll be the life of the party at any trucker bar!"
 
darkbase at 03:10 PM on 10.8.2008
My first post isn't showing up on the front page news comments section, but I can see it here in the forums. What's up with that?

old post: ""Looks like I'm low on health, wanna open up your medkit, baby?"

"I came here to drink beer and get hammered, and I'm all out of beer."

"Either you're 2D, or you can't keep your eyes off me""
 
bapenguin at 03:16 PM on 10.8.2008


Interesting glitch. I'll look into it.
 
justabaldguy at 03:32 PM on 10.8.2008
Fantastic idea guys!

Attempt #1
"Following the success of Frasier, this ill-advised attempted to launch yet another Cheers-based spinoff finds Woody working a bar on the "tough side" of Hollywood. Woody Harrelson returns to star in "Duke Drinkem' 3D." Gary Busey cameos as "Gary" of Gary's Bar."

Attempt #2
"Hey mistah, you look like a real winnah! Yessir, you sir, real winnah indeed! Step right up, $5 gets you 5 chances! Shoot those bottles behind the bah, win a giant panda for the missus! Get 'em all, win this life-sized DjinniMan plush toy! Can't miss pally, I tell you it's easier n' chewin' bubble gum! Whadda say pawdnah?"
 
Sacsquash at 04:06 PM on 10.8.2008
49 Health, 97 Armor, and 196 bullets The price you pay for fighting Alien Bad Asses!

What he's holding in his Right Hand Priceless!
 
VYPUR at 04:37 PM on 10.8.2008
Ohhh 8 Bit tits!
 
milpool at 04:43 PM on 10.8.2008
No time for the old in-out, love, I've just come to read the meter.
 
justabaldguy at 05:08 PM on 10.8.2008
Attempt #3 (fearing my previous ones were too wordy)
"Wanna see a bar fly?"
 
Vyzov at 05:59 PM on 10.8.2008
I already have the game, so what, you guys are to god to play Co-Op with us no winners? Fine, I'll take my Co-Opness elsewhere.

"I don't have time to play with myself, but I have plenty for you."
 
roland at 06:18 PM on 10.8.2008
I've got four bullets and three barrels, what are we gonna do with the last one?
 
Lord Nerdious at 07:22 PM on 10.8.2008
Lady, keep your shirt on! There's a space raptor behind you!!!!

(Look again)
 
polo14player at 08:14 PM on 10.8.2008
"Hey BABE, you think this guns big, just wait til you see this", DUKE says as he points to the bulge in his pants.
 
rein at 08:14 PM on 10.8.2008
"Is that a Nordenfelt you are holding or are you just happy to see me?"
 
polo14player at 08:18 PM on 10.8.2008
DUKE SAYS
%u201COf all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine.%u201D
 
polo14player at 08:21 PM on 10.8.2008
DUKE SAYS,"Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, this whore walks into mine."
 
Balhem at 08:33 PM on 10.8.2008
Price of drink at bar 8 dollars

Price of the prostitute for the night 300 dollars

Knowing that Duke Nukem Forever really is going to take forever PRICELESS
 
mightbe at 03:21 AM on 10.9.2008
Stick with me, baby. I'm gonna be big like Mario. What the hell did he do in his second game? Throw radishes at rats, that's what. I've already got strippers, shrink rays, and laser trip mines. The sequels are just going to start piling up!
 
Zonf86 at 04:24 AM on 10.9.2008
Duke was impressed by the one girl that stayed in the bar after he got his gun out. "Maybe she's too keen" he thought.
 
JAL at 05:32 AM on 10.9.2008
"No, steriods didn't shrink my nads. What makes you think I'm overcompensating for something?"

*looks at the white Bronco being chased by cops on the tv in the back* "Run O.J. run!"
 
Katslover at 07:05 AM on 10.9.2008
Go eat something...this is a 3D game.
 
AniAko at 08:45 AM on 10.9.2008
I want to kick ass and chew bubble gum
 
MagGnome at 10:15 PM on 10.9.2008
Damn, I sure hope this game supports force feedback.
 
Jake_Jenova at 09:22 PM on 10.10.2008
"I'll take the usual babe, in the back room."
 
Jake_Jenova at 09:26 PM on 10.10.2008
"Special today is you then I like some back-to-back orders!
 

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