Enter Our Duke Nukem 3D Caption Contest!

Marc "DjinniMan" Allie October 7th, 2008 at 11:02 PM    


Duke Nukem 3D was the most downloaded XBLA game the week of its release, which is no surprise to us here at Co-Optimus.  It also managed to crack the top 10 games played over Xbox Live, which just goes to show you, you can't keep a good man, or a walking cliche, down.  The game features an 8 player co-op mode, which makes us very happy.  We're so happy, in fact, that we've decided to celebrate!

Co-Optimus has three codes to give away, which means three lucky winners get a free copy of Duke Nukem 3D.  To sweeten the deal, each of the three winners get to join Co-Optimus staff members for a Duke Nukem co-op session!  Can you imagine it?  8 Dukes running around, tipping strippers, spouting one liners... it's the stuff co-op dreams are made of!

So what do you have to do to enter the contest?  It's easy: see that screenshot above?  Come up with the coolest caption you can, and put it in a reply to this news post.  I tried to make it as easy as I could on you, with a huge gun, a sleazy girl, and a bar to use in your caption.  Just make sure you keep it more or less safe for work, and also for Japan (oops too late for that).

The deadline for entries is next Tuesday, October 14.  Then, our crack team of judges will consider each caption, and choose the top three.  Those three winners get a code for the game, and the chance to co-op with our staff at a later date.  So, who wants some free Duke Nukem?

 

 



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58 Total Reader Comments

milpool at 11:43 AM on 10.8.2008
No time for the old in-out, love, I've just come to read the meter.
 
justabaldguy at 12:08 PM on 10.8.2008
Attempt #3 (fearing my previous ones were too wordy)
"Wanna see a bar fly?"
 
Vyzov at 12:59 PM on 10.8.2008
I already have the game, so what, you guys are to god to play Co-Op with us no winners? Fine, I'll take my Co-Opness elsewhere.

"I don't have time to play with myself, but I have plenty for you."
 
roland at 01:18 PM on 10.8.2008
I've got four bullets and three barrels, what are we gonna do with the last one?
 
Lord Nerdious at 02:22 PM on 10.8.2008
Lady, keep your shirt on! There's a space raptor behind you!!!!

(Look again)
 
polo14player at 03:14 PM on 10.8.2008
"Hey BABE, you think this guns big, just wait til you see this", DUKE says as he points to the bulge in his pants.
 
rein at 03:14 PM on 10.8.2008
"Is that a Nordenfelt you are holding or are you just happy to see me?"
 
polo14player at 03:18 PM on 10.8.2008
DUKE SAYS
%u201COf all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine.%u201D
 
polo14player at 03:21 PM on 10.8.2008
DUKE SAYS,"Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, this whore walks into mine."
 
Balhem at 03:33 PM on 10.8.2008
Price of drink at bar 8 dollars

Price of the prostitute for the night 300 dollars

Knowing that Duke Nukem Forever really is going to take forever PRICELESS
 
mightbe at 10:21 PM on 10.8.2008
Stick with me, baby. I'm gonna be big like Mario. What the hell did he do in his second game? Throw radishes at rats, that's what. I've already got strippers, shrink rays, and laser trip mines. The sequels are just going to start piling up!
 
Zonf86 at 11:24 PM on 10.8.2008
Duke was impressed by the one girl that stayed in the bar after he got his gun out. "Maybe she's too keen" he thought.
 
JAL at 12:32 AM on 10.9.2008
"No, steriods didn't shrink my nads. What makes you think I'm overcompensating for something?"

*looks at the white Bronco being chased by cops on the tv in the back* "Run O.J. run!"
 
Katslover at 02:05 AM on 10.9.2008
Go eat something...this is a 3D game.
 
AniAko at 03:45 AM on 10.9.2008
I want to kick ass and chew bubble gum
 
MagGnome at 05:15 PM on 10.9.2008
Damn, I sure hope this game supports force feedback.
 
Jake_Jenova at 04:22 PM on 10.10.2008
"I'll take the usual babe, in the back room."
 
Jake_Jenova at 04:26 PM on 10.10.2008
"Special today is you then I like some back-to-back orders!
 

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