Co-Optimus Feed for Co-Op videogame news for .FIFA 15 A custom RSS feed on co-op gaming for: Co-Op videogame news for .FIFA 15 http://www.co-optimus.com en-us http://www.co-optimus.com/images/cooplogo.pngCo-Optimushttp://www.co-optimus.com Shrimpers Forever Volume Twelve: In Which Jack Payne Gets Lost At The EmiratesEnoch Starnes

It felt like a dream, the kind that isn't quite a nightmare, but that you can't wait to wake up from.  In fairness, he wasn't far from home.  His transfer from Southend United to Celta de Vigo demanded a relatively short move south of his former residence.  If he so desired, Ryan could use his newly quadrupled salary to visit his old crew on the weekend, maybe even attend a Shrimpers game if his schedule allowed it.  But no more could he embrace Barry after a well-worked goal.  No more could he laugh as Ivan poured glue into Bozhidar's gloves.  Those days were long behind him.

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Shrimpers Forever Volume Eleven: The Price of PovertyballTaylor Killian

He quaffs another slug of his chocolate Yoo-hoo and gas station vodka concoction, and casts a bleary gaze to the black leather folder before him. Closed. Awaiting his signature.

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]]> http://www.co-optimus.com/article/13452/shrimpers-forever-volume-eleven-the-price-of-povertyball.html http://www.co-optimus.com/article/13452/shrimpers-forever-volume-eleven-the-price-of-povertyball.html Shrimpers Forever Volume Ten: It's Hard Out There For A Shrimp(er)Enoch Starnes

Sometimes, it felt like the league, the ethereal board, and even the players themselves conspired against him and his quest for athletic glory, but Chester would be damned if he was going to give up now, not after the season he just had.  "The McSlappy Clan, A History in Three Parts" didn't contain a single reference to "giving up", and he wasn't about to make those publishers issue a revised edition.

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]]> http://www.co-optimus.com/article/13431/shrimpers-forever-volume-ten-it-s-hard-out-there-for-a-shrimp-er.html http://www.co-optimus.com/article/13431/shrimpers-forever-volume-ten-it-s-hard-out-there-for-a-shrimp-er.html Shrimpers Forever Volume Nine: McSlappy VS The WorldTaylor Killian

"SHRIMPITOS, TWO FOR FIVE."

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Oh, and who's this here?  Why, it's Chester McSlappy himself, hard at work scouring the globe for players who both have working legs and fit into his miniscule wage budget.  Good luck out there, Chester!  I hear the soccer fields in South Korea are ripe for harvesting.

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Minutes later, both fur and raw meat and being ground under the deposed goalkeeper's molars.  He chuckles to himself.  His plan to install himself as the hero-goalie of Southend has been delayed, but only just.

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Chester, or "Mr. McSlappy" if you're fancy, realizes he's never seen any members of the Board. He narrows his eyes, squinting past the bright light. The series of colossal desks surrounding him appear unmanned. A single speaker lays sideways on the desk before him. He blinks once, twice, until it erupted in white noise, and a gnarled, delayed voice that interrupted the static. Unintelligible. But with a distinctly positive inflection.

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]]> http://www.co-optimus.com/article/13298/shimpers-forever-volume-six-the-season-end-draws-near.html http://www.co-optimus.com/article/13298/shimpers-forever-volume-six-the-season-end-draws-near.html Shrimpers Forever Volume Five: The Dark Middle ChapterEnoch Starnes

He decides that everything, even the train, is worse at Southend-on-Sea.

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We've got a two crazy shows for you this week if any of you missed the streams this week. But first, we've got more info on a few more of our favorite players:

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Not ones to question the mystical forces of our plane, we dutifully grasped our Playstation 4 controllers and set out to do just that.

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