Video | 4/2/2012 at 12:45 PM

Orion: Dino Beatdown Launch Trailer

Orion: Dino Beatdown has a lot of things going for it - mainly dinosaurs and beatdowns. There really isn't much else I could ask for. Well, maybe some bacon and breasts, but I have yet to find the one game that can properly contain the four cornerstones of my adolescence.

Spiral Game Studios has a fancy new launch trailer for your viewing pleasure. Now before you say something about Halo or Avatar or Jurassic Park,  just know the Youtubers beat you to it. Personally, I think it looks like a futuristic take on the The Valley of the Gwangi. Go ahead and award yourself one, and only one, internet point if you know what I'm talking about. 

Orion: Dino Beatdown will support five player online co-op. It will launch on Steam and the On Live service on April 20th.  Where else can you shoot a T-Rex for ten bucks?