Diabolical Pitch is great awesome great. Don't believe me? Check out the header image. What's it say? "Great awesome great." That's right. Players pitch imaginary baseballs at an assorment of monsters to save the world, or escape a carnival, or rescue their girlfriend, or something. Developer Grasshopper Manufacture hasn't divulged too much of the plot, not that it's really necessary. Throw stuff, kill stuff, it's Diabolical Pitch!