The Simpsons Arcade Game

  • Couch Co-Op: 4 Players
  • + Co-Op Campaign
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The Simpsons Arcade Game - Co-Op Review

Do the Bartman like it was 1991.

When Konami released X-Men: The Arcade Game to home consoles at the end of 2010, they surprised us all. Licensing issues have traditionally kept many classic beat-em-ups from receiving the re-release treatment. When’s the last time Capcom ported one of its licensed brawlers? But Konami had the savvy to go back to Marvel and set it all up, much to the benefit of genre and comic book fans. Now they’ve ported The Simpsons Arcade Game, a 1991 hit that seemed equally unlikely to ever see a home release. Once again, fans of scrolling from left-to-right and smacking dudes up are in for a treat.

Like the TMNT and X-Men arcade games before it, Simpsons Arcade takes an American property and translates it into a game through a slightly skewed Japanese perspective. Waylan Smithers and his gang (?) have just stolen a valuable diamond when they crash into the Simpsons family. Baby Maggie ends up with the diamond, and rather than slow down to sort things out, Smithers kidnaps her along with the jewel. Naturally the Simpsons family wants her back, and so Homer, Marge, Bart, and Lisa set out to rescue their kin. The mischaracterization of Mr. Smithers still boggles the mind after all these years, but even with such weird touches, this feels very much like a Simpsons game. Character cameos and scratchy-but-authentic voice samples abound (including an odd boss taunt borrowed from TMNT), not to mention charming low-res pixel art that perfectly matches the show’s style.

Simpsons Arcade Teacups

One to four players can take on the roles of the aforementioned members of the Simpsons clan. Each one has his or her weapon of choice: Homer’s fists, Marge’s vacuum cleaner, Bart’s skateboard, and Lisa’s jump rope. As with most other Konami beat-em-ups, everyone plays pretty much the same, with only slight differences in reach resulting from their weapons. And as always, pressing jump and attack simultaneously produces the strongest attack, which can cut through bosses like butter as long as you move up or down between attacks. It's a formula, but it bloody well works.

Simpsons Arcade’s brawling stands out from its peers in a couple of ways, though. First, it features a comparatively vast amount of limited-use weapons and healing food items to pick up. The weapons are actually great (unlike those in Double Dragon) and lend some welcome variety to the journey. Second, this Simpsons introduced 2-player team-up-attacks to the beat-em-up genre. By standing still next to another player, you can both combine forces and deliver a more powerful blow to your enemies. The moves vary depending on who’s teaming up with who, Homer plus Marge and Bart plus Lisa understandably producing the best effect. Two people can also team up to lift and throw a parked police car, which I never knew until I read this version’s tutorial text.


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