Co-Optimus readers: DjinniMan has been unavailable for a few days due to some unforeseen circumstances.  In place of his usual article, we present the following transcript, which was sent to us anonymously.  Thank you.

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"Welcome to my office, DjinniMan.  Just lie down on the couch there, make yourself comfortable, and we'll talk for a little while.  How does that sound?"

Ok.  Thanks for seeing me on such short notice, Doc.

"So what's on your mind?  You sounded quite upset on the phone."

It's a bit hard to explain really.  It's been years ago when I first started playing rhythm games.  Donkey Konga was my first, and then came the big one.  Guitar Hero!  I bought a PS2 just to play it!  I'll never forget the first time I played More Than a Feeling without looking at the screen...

"Ahh is that the game with the toy guitar I see 12 year olds playing all the time at Best Buy?  I've heard of that."

Yes, that's it.  Anyway, I bought a second guitar, and then got GH2 the day it was released.  6 months after that, I bought 2 MORE guitars, and the same game, again, just to play on my Xbox 360!  I should have known I had a problem then.

"You bought the same game, with two controllers, twice?  You are an... Erm, tell me more."

Last year, GH3 came out, with a new shiny wireless guitar, and it was so hard to resist buying it.  But I knew that Rock Band was coming out, with DRUMS, so I held off and just purchased the game.  We got Rock Band and it was so, so good.  We played it so much!  And I still play it all the time, even so long after we beat the world tour.  I must have downloaded dozens of songs for it, at $2 a pop...  did I mention Rock Band came with a guitar, too?  Now we have three guitar controllers!

"DjinniMan, let me be perfectly honest.  I think you have an unhealthy obsession with toy instruments.  Do you have any unusually vivid memories of rock stars from when you were a child?"

Not really, except for Sheena Easton.  But I don't see what she has to do with anything, Doc!  Let me tell you why I called in the first place.  I just found out about the Stage Kit for Rock Band.  I laughed when I heard about it, I mean come on!  Strobe lights and a fog machine for a freakin' video game?  How silly is that?  But then I got to thinking about it, and it seemed less strange and somehow, so, so right.  I'm on the fence a bit now, Doc.  Do you think a normal person would want to have their own living room turn into a concert stage?  I kind of think it'd be neat.  And it's only a hundred bucks...

"DjinniMan, just stay on the couch and rest for a bit.  I have to make a quick phone call.  Just relax, and if you see any men show up with white coats and butterfly nets, remember, they are your friends, and they just want to help!"

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