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Atari Re-Making Yar's Revenge, Teaser Trailer Destroys Childhood

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Behold!  This is as awesome as awesome gets!

I have fond memories of gazing at  the cartridge art for Yar's Revenge.  It was, nay, is the best game art I have ever seen.  A robotic insect is flying straight at you, spewing forth some type of nuclear-fueled energy globules, four-barrel death blaster in hand.  The artwork deftly explains the subtile intricacies of the esoteric title.  By gazing upon this image you know that this is Yar and this is its revenge.  Yar's visage compels you, commands you, to put this cartridge into your Atari 2600 and lay waste to all that has wronged it.   If this image is not on the side of a van somewhere in midwest, surely we have failed as a society.

In yet another assault on my childhood, Atari has announced a remake of Yar's Revenge.  Killspace Entertainment, made up of former members of Pandemic and Obsidian employees, is tasked with developing the title.  That's an impressive pedigree for a new studio.  The actual game may not have been as good as I remember, but let's compare an image from the original with a still from the new trailer.

This is actually exactly how I remember it.

Impressive, I know.  Yar may not look as cool as the box art, but you can still see fury in they pixilated antenna.   Yar is on the left of the screen, blasting away. The multi-colored null field negates Yar's blasts as well as the Yar-seeking missiles launched by the shielded cannon, so you're safe in there.  You can blast away at the brown shield until a path is made to the cannon, which is impervious to Yar's own blasts.  By touching the cannon, you can summon a tactical, Yar-guided revenge missile that will appear on the  left.  Then you can launch it, destroying the cannon.  There were other modes that changed things up a little bit, but  that's the nuts and bolts of it.  You can still play the original in Microsoft's Game Room.  So, what's the update look like?

nnnNNNNOOOOOOOOooo!

Deep breaths...Maybe is looks different in motion.  Come on, Yar, you're a giant badass fly!  Don't let me down! 

God. Damn, It. *sigh*  Why do you hurt the ones who love you, Atari?

Great.  Another androgynous anime commando space marine in power armor.  Details are still scarce. Yar's Revenge is expected early next year for download on Xbox Live Arcade, the PlayStation Network, and PC.  It will support local co-op, and probably make me die a little inside.

Source: Gamesradar.com

 
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smurphster
5:34 PM
11/18/2010

lol... take it easy man. it'll be ok.


bapenguin
5:57 PM
11/18/2010

at least they didn't turn it into a Pirate game.


DjinniMan
6:06 PM
11/18/2010

I was so thrilled by this news... until I saw the trailer. No gameplay footage and a Voldo-like bug? Urgh.


samoza
5:37 AM
11/19/2010

I fear change, so this remake scares me.


WildCard Zen
8:31 AM
11/19/2010

This remake pisses me off already. I'm half-tempted to spam these idiots with this comic book.

http://www.atariage.com/comics/comic_pa ... rentPage=1

They're mutated flies! Not Chicks in Armor! Do they think we're so shallow, we can't handle a story that does not star a human/humanoid being?


Bakken Hood
12:33 PM
11/19/2010

All they need to do is make the armor fuzzy and orange, and they've got their Q*BERT remake ready for next year.


Huwmor
1:13 PM
11/19/2010

I have never even heard of the original but after looking at some stuff, I agree that we really don't need a human protagonist. At least it's a girl so it's not entirely generic. A very small compensation. Oh well , doesn't mean it will be bad. Just pretend it's a new IP


Sabre
5:50 AM
11/20/2010

What do you mean a woman means it's not generic?

Also, with a game so old, what do you really expect. The original with uprezed graphics?

One thing though, 2600 era box art was great.


WildCard Zen
1:13 AM
11/22/2010

I expect at least some continuity with the original story. They may as well digitize Tila Tequila, give her body armor pasties, and send her on a quest for revenge to bust every ball she can find, and call it PAC-MAN!

I uh, didn't say anything that needed to be censored in that, did I?


Sabre
5:30 PM
11/22/2010

--- Replying to WildCard Zen -----

What story? A 2 paragraph thing in the manual and a crappy comic? That's it? It's a bit like saying Bionic Commando breaks with canon.

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Release Date: 04.13.2011
Genre: Action
ESRB: Everyone 10+

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