Duke Nukem 3D was the most downloaded XBLA game the week of its release, which is no surprise to us here at Co-Optimus. It also managed to crack the top 10 games played over Xbox Live, which just goes to show you, you can't keep a good man, or a walking cliche, down. The game features an 8 player co-op mode, which makes us very happy. We're so happy, in fact, that we've decided to celebrate!
Co-Optimus has three codes to give away, which means three lucky winners get a free copy of Duke Nukem 3D. To sweeten the deal, each of the three winners get to join Co-Optimus staff members for a Duke Nukem co-op session! Can you imagine it? 8 Dukes running around, tipping strippers, spouting one liners... it's the stuff co-op dreams are made of!
So what do you have to do to enter the contest? It's easy: see that screenshot above? Come up with the coolest caption you can, and put it in a reply to this news post. I tried to make it as easy as I could on you, with a huge gun, a sleazy girl, and a bar to use in your caption. Just make sure you keep it more or less safe for work, and also for Japan (oops too late for that).
The deadline for entries is next Tuesday, October 14. Then, our crack team of judges will consider each caption, and choose the top three. Those three winners get a code for the game, and the chance to co-op with our staff at a later date. So, who wants some free Duke Nukem?
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Mine is Suuuuuure! there's a "Delicate" setting.
Here's mine "What if I promise to use the Delicate setting?"
LOL. I can't stop laughing.
Yea I got nothin.
"I've got a big guuuh-uuuun/and I know how to use it..."
"Hey Babe, seen a rocket launcher around here?"
"Baby your so skinny, your 2D!"
...the gun.
...not my penis."
"You ready to take my gas-powered ass hammer for a try?"
"Get me a drink please, It will take me a minute to load up the D batteries for your toy."
"I came here to drink beer and get hammered, and I'm all out of beer."
"Either you're 2D, or you can't keep your eyes off me"
"What's the first?"
"$20 and I'll show you."
old post: ""Looks like I'm low on health, wanna open up your medkit, baby?"
"I came here to drink beer and get hammered, and I'm all out of beer."
"Either you're 2D, or you can't keep your eyes off me""
Interesting glitch. I'll look into it.
Attempt #1
"Following the success of Frasier, this ill-advised attempted to launch yet another Cheers-based spinoff finds Woody working a bar on the "tough side" of Hollywood. Woody Harrelson returns to star in "Duke Drinkem' 3D." Gary Busey cameos as "Gary" of Gary's Bar."
Attempt #2
"Hey mistah, you look like a real winnah! Yessir, you sir, real winnah indeed! Step right up, $5 gets you 5 chances! Shoot those bottles behind the bah, win a giant panda for the missus! Get 'em all, win this life-sized DjinniMan plush toy! Can't miss pally, I tell you it's easier n' chewin' bubble gum! Whadda say pawdnah?"
What he's holding in his Right Hand Priceless!
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Hey baby, have any bubblegum?