
Duke Nukem 3D was the most downloaded XBLA game the week of its release, which is no surprise to us here at Co-Optimus. It also managed to crack the top 10 games played over Xbox Live, which just goes to show you, you can't keep a good man, or a walking cliche, down. The game features an 8 player co-op mode, which makes us very happy. We're so happy, in fact, that we've decided to celebrate!
Co-Optimus has three codes to give away, which means three lucky winners get a free copy of Duke Nukem 3D. To sweeten the deal, each of the three winners get to join Co-Optimus staff members for a Duke Nukem co-op session! Can you imagine it? 8 Dukes running around, tipping strippers, spouting one liners... it's the stuff co-op dreams are made of!
So what do you have to do to enter the contest? It's easy: see that screenshot above? Come up with the coolest caption you can, and put it in a reply to this news post. I tried to make it as easy as I could on you, with a huge gun, a sleazy girl, and a bar to use in your caption. Just make sure you keep it more or less safe for work, and also for Japan (oops too late for that).
The deadline for entries is next Tuesday, October 14. Then, our crack team of judges will consider each caption, and choose the top three. Those three winners get a code for the game, and the chance to co-op with our staff at a later date. So, who wants some free Duke Nukem?
Put it here.
"So big boy, is that a gun in your pocket or are you just hap-- SWEET JESUS IT'S A CHAIN GUN!"
Haha! Is that your caption bapenguin?
Here's mine "What if I promise to use the Delicate setting?"
You alien maggots are gonna pay for closing down the bar!
LOL. I can't stop laughing.
contest over.... bapenguin won
Lucky for you guys there are 3 winners.
Can we enter more than one caption?
Sure, why not. Just don't spam us with them a few hundred.
President Clinton?! I know you're back there!
"Hey baby, how bout you and me head back to my place? I swear there's no aliens between here and there."
Yea I got nothin.
This gun is not the hammer.
Marco!
Ooo look, Nascar's on.
"Geez baby, you look rough around the edges!"
Is this the NRA meeting?
"I've got a big guuuh-uuuun/and I know how to use it..."
I'll have you and a martini. One shaken, one stirred.
Evil's Wife: "OK honey, just put it down. I'm sure it is a total coincidence the bartender offered to make you a Penguin on ice."
"Can I get your digits?"
"Hey Babe, seen a rocket launcher around here?"
"Baby your so skinny, your 2D!"
"Hey there hot stuff, come here often? Would you like to?"
"Ain't got time to play with myself....again"
Hey baby, check out my big gun.
"Hey baby, do you have change for 25 cents?"
Wanna see a teaser for Duke Nukem Forever... No... How about Duke Nukem Two Minutes?
"Say hello to my little friend..
...the gun.
...not my penis."
"The gun isn't the only thing with the three barrels."
"You ready to take my gas-powered ass hammer for a try?"
"Get me a drink please, It will take me a minute to load up the D batteries for your toy."
Everywhere I go, I see you looking at me.
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Do we put our entry here, or somewhere else?
Edit:
Hey baby, have any bubblegum?