This weekend, the Co-Opticrew is abandoning their ailing reality for a newer, better one. With their virtual life partners at their side, they'll explore new worlds, combat fearsome foes, and drain their bank accounts on highly detailed body pillows. What fun! I hear the nuptials are already being planned, so I'd advise going ahead and picking out some extra tasteful Second Life outfits.
Otherwise, we're avoiding digital scurvy, sticking it to our mythical dads, and falling directly into rows of easily avoidable spikes. Check it out!
Tally Callahan - "Genshin Impact and more Aftermath on the table."
What are your weekend plans? Let us know in the comments!