Is there anything more relaxing than gardening? In my experience, nurturing a fully-fledged plot of crops is one of the most therapeutic journeys one can embark on. The problem, of course, is that it's so expensive! First off, you've gotta pay some folks to "till the land". Then, you have to keep them on payroll to "water the plants" and "pull the weeds", and when you think it's all over, you have to hand over another fat stack of cash just so those same people can "harvest everything"! I mean, come on, the millions of dollars from my father's inheritance aren't infinite!