Gears of War 3

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RUMOR: Gears Of War: Exile
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RUMOR: Gears Of War: Exile

What, pray tell, is this?  The interwebs are a buzz with the sounds of speculative flies.  (Get it? The internet is like a spider web, and we're all just insects trapped-- oh never mind.) This bad boy showed up recently and Epic doesn't have much, if anything, to say about it.  Even Cliffy B hasn't tweeted about it, yet, and he tweets about everything.  Rumors are running rampant, from pre-Gears of War 3 DLC a la Dead Rising 2 to a possible Kinect connection.  Whatever it is, I hope it blatantly rips off Capcom, because that would be hilarious.  

Since there are no details whatsoever, we are free to imagine what it could be. The logo is black and white, so it could have a cinema noir feel.  Maybe Marcus and Dom wear fedoras and trench coats while constantly smoking and calling women, "Dames."  Of course, it could just be a black and white scan, a black and white red herring, so to speak.  Since it has "exile" in the title, maybe it's a solo campaign, where Marcus is trapped in a world where random consonants have an extra line bisecting them.  It would be a mystery, and Marcus would have to fight rogue copy editors with nothing but a tube of whiteout.  That would be fun.  Then they could  add in swearing and muscles and blood and guts and boobs.  And then it would be Epic!

How about you, dear reader?  What are your thoughts on the matter?