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by Nick Puleo 5
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MEGA 64 Are Co-Op Buddies in this Ghost Recon Future Soldier Trailer

Co-Op mother fuuuu....errr....sorry.  After watching the latest co-op trailer for Ghost Recon Future Soldier, one with commentary from the MEGA 64 folks, I suddenly feel a little more frat like.  It's ok though, because it surely sounds like they are enjoying the four player co-op campaign offered by the game.  If anything, the trailer reminds us just how much fun we can have playing co-op with our friends.

by Nick Puleo 2
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First Battlefield 4 Co-Op Footage from freddiew

So it might not be real gameplay footage, but Freddie Wong of YouTube fame is back with another great gaming related video.  This time it's his take on the Battlefield franchise - and I don't mean this take.  Titled Battlefield 4 Co-Op the video looks at a pair of soldiers working together to take down some enemy combatants.  There's some slick nods to things you'd only see in Battlefield games and the audio and look of the video is pretty spot on.  

by Paul Acevedo 3
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Croteam always helps us laugh.

Serious Sam 3: BFE Help Line Video is Seriously Silly

Croteam has been known to creatively market Serious Sam games in the past, and their Serious Sam 3: BFE push is no different. Well, it may be the most awesome campaign yet, so that’s kind of different. Instead of putting out a plain old trailer, the newest BFE trailer follows the adventures of a fictional help line worker. See, gamers have become soft over the years thanks to modern conveniences like regenerating health and *gasp* cover. Crutches! Gamers who can’t handle the traditional Serious Sam non-stop craziness that returns in Serious Sam 3: BFE can supposedly call the Help Line.

by Nick Puleo 2
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The Real Story of the Headless Kamikaze in Serious Sam 3

Just because they don't have a head doesn't mean they don't have feelings.  This is the true story of a Headless Kamikaze named Brett Sanderson and his journey to joining Mental's horde.  Sure losing your head has some obvious disadvantages - but Brett is a positive thinker - and shows you how he's putting his new found talents to good use.

by Andrew Gaskill 1
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Portal 2: Another Amazing Aperture Science Investment Opportunity

Cave Johnson is effing bringing it.  Recent promo videos for Portal 2 have consisted of awesome shorts focusing on Aperture Science's investment opportunities.  The latest video covers Aperture Science's Turrets. Mr. Johnson goes into great detail to explain just how a turret is loaded, and how they get the most bang out of each bullet.  If you haven't seen the videos on panels and robot trustworthiness, just click the preceding blue words and the magic internet tubes will take you to them.  Please, oh please, Mr. Cave Johnson, take my money.  Take all of it.  I don't need it anymore... hold on a second... For some reason I feel compelled to buy Farmer's Insurance.  Weird.

by Sam Tyler 19
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Co-op Partners Tend to Reveal Buttocks in Lost Planet 2

Thankfully there is no buttock showing over the web cam, but the recent ESRB rating of Lost Planet 2 suggests that perhaps this 4 player co-op game available later this year will have more than you bargained for! As well as hinting at some of the environments and weapons available it also suggests that some of the character models are less clad than others. Whilst male heroes will be dressed in the latest trends in armour, the female population may not be so fortunate having to go on a bug hunt wearing only “a piece of cloth hanging down the front and back portions of her body; this outfit tends to reveal her buttocks.”

by Nick Puleo 1
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Rios and Salem Work at Gamestop, Then Show How to Sell A Game

Back in the day when I worked at Gamestop, called Electronics Boutique then, we used to push Game Doctors and extended warranties on systems.  Now it seems times have changed, instead they are pushing A LOT of copies of Army of Two: The 40th Day.  To help with this they've enlisted Rios and Salem who lend their, uh, unique abilities to the customer service profession.

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