The Expendables 2

  • Online Co-Op: 4 Players
  • Couch Co-Op: 4 Players
  • + Co-Op Campaign
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The Expendables 2: Videogame Trailer is the End of All That Ever Was and Beginning of All That Ever Will Be

Don't look directly at the Dolph. He can kill-punch an elephant through WiFi. This new trailer helps prove the fact that The Expendable 2: The Videogame is not just a figment of my testosterone ravaged imagination. I may have written an exclamatory post announcing this game a few weeks ago. In my constant sleep deprived state I rarely know what's real anymore. Check it out and tell me if your experience is the same as mine.

Terry Crews is Old Spicing it up hardcore. Dolph is in pure "I must break you mode." They say some numbers. Crews lowers his head to a game controller, making me feel more uncomfortable than I should on a Tuesday morning. Then the gameplay begins. Point-blank slo-mo kills are blended with what appear to be twin stick shooting elements. Helicopters, planes, and tanks, oh my. Explosion, explosion, explosion, execution, explosion, execution, etc. I am now screaming. I can't stop screaming until I play this game. I am now asked to leave the IHOP. Then- blackness.

When I wake up I somehow know that The Expendables 2: The Videogame supports four player online or local co-op. I am still screaming because it's not yet August 17th, the day the game launches on the XBLA and PC, also the day the film hits theaters. I scream even louder when I realize it's not yet August 1st, the game's PSN release date. Blood is everywhere. Stupid bunnies.

 

 

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