Who's that? Well, it's your old pal, Enoch, here to tell you that Happy Wars will be coming out April 24th for Xbox One! Now look, I know things haven't been so good between us since I left you to die in that underground Vietnamese lemur fighting ring, but things change, people change! I'm different now. No one's trying to get you to throw down five million Vietnamese dongs on a particularly tough looking lemur named "The Arm Ripper" because their Vietnamese girlfriend was feeling lucky. Not anymore.