Our Weekend In Gaming: It's Just A Spooky Mansion
The Co-Opticrew is totes busy this weekend. As it turns out, one of our relatives contacted us out of the blue with some dope news! He has this sweet place upstate that he isn't using anymore, so he thought we should check it out. It took us a little while to hire a stagecoach driver, but we finally found a guy who said he "knew that area like the back of his hand, and couldn't wait to introduce us to all the glorious wonders the Darkest estate had to offer." He even, like, flamboyantly gestured to us with the back of his hand when he said it. I'm not one to judge, but the dude could've used some hand lotion or something, cause that thing was straight scaly.