Have you seriously not pre-ordered Borderlands 2? What's wrong with you? Are you allergic to greatness? If so, I apologize. I hope you find a cure. You should probably stop reading this post. As for the rest of you savvy consumers, I'm sure you already know those of you who pre-order the looter shooter will be granted access to the Borderlands 2 Premiere Club. If features a host of goodies, including the upcoming Mechromancer class, custom Gearbox guns, and a mysterious Golden Key that will unlock the enigmatic Golden Sanctuary Loot Chest.